Tuesday, July 17, 2007

[Yao] {Oh?Share} MTV Awards Red Carpet

I found this lying around unposted so sorry if it's ~*~old meme~*~, but there are just some decidedly questionable fashion choices all up in here.

Miliyah Kato
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Look at your own face. Is that a "I'm wearing a hot dress" face? No, thats a "I'm wearing a shapeless purple post-modern bag" face.

Kuroki Meisa
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I think she's gorgeous but somebody bought into the Spring/Summer collection of Fendi entirely too much.

Nakagawa Shoko
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We get it. You like anime. Now can you do us a favor and stop watching your Nurse Witch Angel Maid Nanako-chan cartoons for five minutes so you can actually put on something that's not just some random tanktop and limited too jeans?

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First of all, if you are somewhat simian looking you need to not wear weird ass shit. Macy Gray did it all the time and look where it got her.
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Take off that stupid hat.

Goto Maki
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That dress somehow just made your anorexic ass look gigantic.

Leah Dizon
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Why is she even here? Anyway the whole Cache look is not working for you. If you're going to be a gravure model at least show some T&A. It is MTV.

Otsuka Ai
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I'm very disappointed in you Ai. You can buy pretty much that exact dress at every cheap ass store on Takeshita.

Yuna Ito
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Ilu but is it prom?

Ito Misaki
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Take that awful flower out of your hair. And what is going on with your hair anyway?

Namie Amuro
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Oh god, where do I even begin with this. This is a straight-up cYbeRiA r8vR outfit or smthn.

Suzuki Ami
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Does anyone even remember who you are anymore? Anyway look at your busted-ass boots and the dead bird in your hair.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

[Yao] Gonna wash that woman right outta my hair

On Ayumi Hamasaki's member's only (you have to pay for that shit? wtf) website she wrote: "By the wayyy, I broke up with my boyfrienddd (yes, she did include the unnecessarily elongation of what she said.)

Talking heads are citing Ayu's random engagement to Timothy McGurr, just plain getting tired of each other after 7 years, or the fact that no JE talent will ever find ~*~happiness~*~ before Higashiyama can.

Anway, let's start betting on who hes going to bang next. I vote for a CanCam model.

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