Monday, April 30, 2007

[Yao] WATATATATATATATATATA


Apparently Ayu and Nagase are getting married because half of the internet is already buying them toasters and gift cards to Pier 1 Imports or some shit.
This whole thing was started by this quote from a "Music Industry Related Person" aka the president of the Morning Musume club in college:

"Johnnys and Avex are going to team together to create a film production subsidiary. So you could say that the two companies would have a lot to gain if they accepted the marriage."
"It's been leaked that Johnnys and Avex are talking about it. They'll register themselves in december." - Another music industry related person.

So the more legit Yahoo headlines has some guy saying that you could probably perhaps say that they will maybe get married. Probably. Who am I kidding she's probably been knocked up and they're getting married before she shows a bump and so that JE and Avex can make lots of movies about like, Dots and Koda Kumi trying to pass off as high school students in Osaka solving food mysteries. Wait, I actually would watch that shit.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I died a little on the inside.

Anonymous said...

I remember reading that a couple days ago and laughing my ass off.

Anonymous said...

god nagase is so fucking fine. he must not look ayu in the face when they are banging.

Anonymous said...

the fuck

Anonymous said...

Whats that picture? A grandmother and his grandson?

The fuck indeed.

Anonymous said...

^ LOL does she look too weird that I wrote "his" instead of "her".

Anonymous said...

she's not that tall...her high heels must be 7 inches tall.

Anonymous said...

hauahuhauha

now johnnys can marry... Ù.u

Anonymous said...

LOL the must digusting thing is the flavour that her lips has... probably fresh oil or something like that haha.

Anonymous said...

lol fuckin' awesome beans.

Cecilia said...

Why?! He's too hot for her.

 

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