Sunday, March 04, 2007

{VERONICA} I knew this was coming, but i forgot all about it.

BREAKING(ISH) NEWS: HIKKI DIVORCES!!!!

On Saturday, Utada Hikaru posted a message on her official webpage informing fans that her divorce to artist/director Kiriya Kazuaki had been finalized after almost five years of marriage. She apologizes for the sudden notice and blames the split on mounting lack of communication and time together. Kiriya posted his statement on the same site. Famous people always spout this bullshit, don't they? Marriage is a job too! With Hikaru now on the market, I'm interested to see who she'll date next. Hopefully eeeeeveryone! Remember, this bitch got married at 22 (or 19, which only proves my point further). She probably hasn't even fucked anyone else besides him. Come on Hikki, it's time to party it up! Just not with my man Nagase Tomoya, I will kill you.

Interestingly enough, on the same day, Hikki's parents, also announced their split in matrimony. But this is also the seventh time they're divorced, so everyone was kind of over it anyhow and went about their business as usual.

Talk about this in the forums!

9 comments:

Aki said...

Er... actually, she got married when she was 19.

Anonymous said...

eh dont worry ne. YOUR man has his Ayumi already.
Or maybe he likes to cheat. Who knows.

Squints said...

I would be shocked if they stayed together. Getting divorced is just what famous people do. There must be something that they don't understand with the word "marriage"... maybe they believe it as proof of being "exclusive" for just right now.

Anonymous said...

Girls, give us an update, please. The month is almost over. Don't let me wait until April for more crack.

Anonymous said...

UPDATEEEEEEE PLEASE.

Anonymous said...

I guess you girls accidentally took away your own fire by removing the shoutbox. Too bad;P

Anonymous said...

^IAWTC

YAO AND VERONICA said...

shut the fuck up assholes!

Anonymous said...

Man! I love Hikki! Her music rocks! That's what counts! That she's happy and successful! You people seriously need to find a hobby and stop worrying about celebrities!

 

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