Wednesday, December 13, 2006

{Yao} [OIC] Japanese Anon BBSs Answer Your Pressing Questions! (1)


Q: How come SMAP never participates in Johnny's countdowns/J-friends?
A: Apparently, SMAP's female manager is on very bad terms with JE therefore, they never participate in JE-related agency-wide events. J-Friends on the other hand, was composed only of active groups at the time (1995) who had members from the Kansai region, because the group was formed to raise money for the great Kobe Earthquake. TOKIO has Johshima Shigeru from Nara, V6 has Okada Junichi from Osaka, and the Kinki Kids are obviously from the Kinki region. Some other suggest also that SMAP wasn't in J-Friends because "they'd look old" (LOL). There are also many rumors flying around about the diva like attitude SMAP has off camera and to be real I don't doubt it a bit. I mean if I had my own show that just consisted of me making fun of the guests I'd throw a cellphone at my assistant too.

Q: What's up with the whole Akanishi Jin pissing off the man who made him business?
A; The 'man who made him' would be Domoto Koichi. KAT-TUN originally was basically a young, fugly looking hand-picked group of back dancers for a specific musical-lovin' sempai. Kind of like MA except with more members and no Ricky Martin aka Jun Akiyama (what? he looks like Ricky Martin). Anyway, for DoKo's (Domoto Koichi fyi. Hereafter, Domoto Tsuyoshi is going to be referred to as Dots kk?) ongoing Shock musical series, he picked 6 promising post-op Jrs. During practice, Jin was wearing a pair of pants that had some big, probably frumpy chain attached to it that was flying around and Koichi told him "That (chain)'s dangerous. Take it off." However, apparently after this Jin would moan and bitch to the other members about how Doko is "pissing him off" and he somehow turned Doko's warning into some story about Doko punching him. The threads are pretty divided between "KAT-TUN are cocksuckers" and "Y U LIE ABOUT KAWAII KATTUN??!?!" so I'll leave it to you to decide whether this is plausible or not.

Q: How come no JE acts are ever in JUNON, despite the fact that it's supposed to be an idol magazine? How come JE acts never perform with Vision Factory boy bands?
A: About 4 years ago, JUNON stopped featuring JE acts in their magazine. There was lots of talk about the cause being the ongoing Vision Factory vs Johnny's Entertainment warfare going on and that Vision offered JUNON's publishers some sort of amazing deal to seal a contract with them, but it seems like the opposite was the case. JUNON's publisher also publishes "Shukan Josei" which is a gossip magazine that features tons of JE scandals. JE got pissed and prohibited JUNON from featuring their talents. Thus, JUNON was rejected by the hot guy in class and had to go to prom with her gay friend. Similarly, JE gets mad pissed when music shows want to have the competition on at the same time, and I think it's safe to guess based on all the Music Station and HEYx3 tributes to JE and the fact that Hikaru Genji used to be a regular on Music Station that JE won. Suck on that w-inds!

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28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, we know the Jin vs. DoKo rumour is false, considering DoKo wouldn't know how to hit anyone. Bitch slap, mebbe, but not hit. XDXD

Also, look at how easily MatsuJun ripped Jin a new one on Utawara earlier this year. Jin is a big baby who lost the last shoulder he had to whine on and was escorted out the golden doors. So now he parties it up Stateside and shows the remaining JE talent what life outside the jimusho does to you.

kate said...

totally plausible, jin is a diva.

Emm said...

"Also, look at how easily MatsuJun ripped Jin a new one on Utawara earlier this year."

Please share details!

Yao said...

^
Jun and Jin have what people would like to think of as a 'friendly joke rivalry' on Utawara a la Ohno and Nakai's 'fights' on Utaban. Basically, it consists of Jin bragging about something (his looks, how many chicks he can get, how he has an amazing aura, how many dicks he can suck, etc) and then MJ swooping in with some sort of shut down in chinpira speech. Almost every single Utawara episode contains this.

Anonymous said...

Blah, not to mention how Jin bad mouthed Higashi and Matchy. That was totally my break point with him. There is seriously no fucking around with the daisenpai.

Anonymous said...

Blah, not to mention how Jin bad mouthed Higashi and Matchy. That was totally my break point with him. There is seriously no fucking around with the daisenpai.

Anonymous said...

not to mention how Jin bad mouthed Higashi and Matchy

who? and what happened?

Kate said...

I was told Smap don't come to Count Down because they have such a big, mature fanbase, full of people who have jobs and could easily afford tickets. So if Smap were at the Count Down, it'd be really hard for other fans (of the younger, more fangirly persuasion) to get tickets too.

I love Doko. I sincerely hope he did punch/bitchslap Jin.

Anonymous said...

Jin was quoted as telling Higashiyama Noriyuki of the much classier and far superior Johnny's group Shonentai "Shut up"
http://stevie.seesaa.net/article/23148092.html

That technically just a rumor but no one fucks with Higashi, even if it's a rumor

This one isn't a rumor and several respectable news sources reported that Kondou Masahiko (Pretty much God JE speaking) said to Jin that he better decide WTF he was going to do (This was when Jin announced that he was going to study overseas but he had NO FUCKING IDEA about any details besides the fact he wanted to go overseas)

http://hochi.yomiuri.co.jp/entertainment/news/20061018-OHT1T00053.htm

The part that pissed me off was that Jin was like "Oh I'm so happy the Gingiragin Matchy said something" like a total asshole. Damn I hate that fucker Jin

cho scandalous! said...

^
Dear Anon,

Let's go drinking. I have a big ass bottle of Bacardi Limon and some grenadine.

-Yao

Laura said...

I really wish the Doko-Jin rumor were true, because that fucker really deserves it.

Bobula said...

Ah, the mystery of why I can never see SMAP make the great countdowns, etc. even greater is explained.

Anonymous said...

Feed us more with J-Friends news!

DoKo hits Jin? Totally unplausible. Maybe he can ask Nagase to punch that punk.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Jin's back in Japan... ?
anyways the rumor of jin & higashi is everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Jin has some attitude huh?

Anyway, a Higashiyama-related question... Why was there a Higashiyama photo hanging on Arashi's G no Arashi (and also sometimes guested in the other previous 'no Arashi' series)? Was he their shows' producer or what? He intrigues me~~~

cho scandalous! said...

^
He has been their pseudo producer ever since their C no Arashi days and Shonentai and Arashi have a unique senpai/kouhai relationship because Ohno used to be in MA, Arashi was extensively pimped out to the world initially on Shonentai's show, Shonentaiya, and Nishikiori took them all the NYC shortly after debut.

And why wouldn't you want to have a portrait of HIgashiyama hanging up?

Anonymous said...

Higashiyama is pretty much Arashi's sugar daddy. You can spot not only his face but his name too during "___ no Arashi". Heck! I won't mind getting a sugar daddy like him too.

smaku said...

Jin has no respect for anyone, even his sempais. I don't see DoKo hitting him, but I could see anybody WANTING to. Everytime MatsuJun pwned him on Utawara, I cheered.

shelby said...

I think by "punched him" they meant "ran him over with one of the F1 cars he faps to".

Lollll I shit bricks when I first heard about the Higashi thing. I knew Jin was seriously stupid but who the fuck messes with Higashiyama? SRSLY, who the fuck messes with Higashiyama especially when they're just a member of a Kis-My-Ft-esque ex-backdancing group? And didn't Higashi basically say, "You're a retarded, talentloss ungrateful slob" in response? I'm lovin' it.

No one else except for Jin seems to have these issues with sempai. But Question: I heard something about Jin in last year's Countdown being accused of acting like a diva (again), what was that all about?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish K%T-TUN had been on DB so Dots could've spent the whole show checking out his nails and fixing his hair because they're not worth his time. But, well, they're not worth his time.

Dani Alex said...

If the story about Jin talking back to Higashiyama is true he better pray he doesn't wander into any bar that I'm in!

tae said...

your tag board is dead...

interesting stuff lol.

Made for good news. Uverworld vocalist TAKUYA arrested for speeding and then acting hella cocky to the cops. Article on YAHOO JAPAN news.

Eve said...

Once upon a time, w-inds. and KAT-TUN where on a show together. Even talked together, then after that no more. Oh man, why can't some people make public the juicyness that went on there.

Anonymous said...

Stupid DoKo...you could've put an end to it all by choking him with the chain!

And I thought the reason SMAP didn't participate was because they were actually smart enough to stay out of that kinda crap. That whole countdown shit is a waste of time. All they ever seem to do is that riverdance faggotry.

jules said...

don't get me wrong here, I love TOKIO, but who in SMAP looks older than Shigeru kun? =_=;

Bobula said...

Leader is one of those kinds of guys who starts looking old around 25, then stays looking the same age of old for forever.

Is that a blessing or a curse?

sadotsu said...

Oh my god, DoKo and Dots will pwn Tweedledee and Tweedledum *_*.
And wtf is with "Matchy"?

prince kira said...

ok the dots thing is really funny.

btw for junon, supposedly kita-chan got pissed off at them because they produced the boyband FLAME, who were winners of the junon super boy contest. that contest has been around for ages, but most of the time it produces solo artistes who go on to become actors. so FLAME and the rest of the boys in their company (w-inds., Lead, etc) are more or less banned from going on any tv shows that kita-chan's boys dominate.

 

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