Monday, December 04, 2006

{Yao} And these are even more embarrassing




Supposedly taken on 11/23 in LA yet again.
Instead of stating the obvious about proper decorum you should practice if you have half of asia sucking on your dick when drunk, let's guess how many death threats we're going to get yet again.

EDIT: NEVER MIND THEY CAME LOL.

Oh and ps, this post was on one of those Japanese threads and it's pretty much lol:

This is a true story, but there will be some who won't believe it.
Tanaka Koki goes to my college...and he sat next to me so we talked a lot (we exchanged email addresses and telephone numbers(^^♪)
Ater that, Koki got busy with work and couldn't come to school much, so I was a bit disappointed.
But, one afternoon I got a text message, and it was from Koki!
It said "I showed your picture to the other members and there was a good response. Also, your facial features are Jin's 'type'...he wants to meet you today so wait at the nearby TSUTAYA at 9pm.
After finishing school I went come and got like, totally cute and when I went to our meeting spot at 9, Jin was there!
He said, "Ah, hello. Are you the girl in the sha-mail? You're really cute." and I was really really flattered. After that we ate dinner, shopped...
"Well, let's get to the main course," he said.
"'Main'?" I asked and he said, "Look forward to it!" It was totally like a date and awesome.
The main course was Jin's house. "Nobody's home today, so no need to worry," he said and I relaxed.
When I entered his room, YamaP was there and he said, "Jin, yer late!"
"My bad, like I promised I brought her."
I was a little surprised but a bit happy. But, right then, Jin embraced me from behind. He grabbed both of my arms and threw me on the bed.
"Sorry, He's rough," said YamaP. After that Jin took off my clothes, and licked me all over.
YamaP said, "Let's do a threesome."
"Yeah. She'd like it too," said Jin.
I said, "Jin stop..." but Jin and Yamapi kept on going, and I was panting, and I was told, "Your voice is so cute," and "Let out more sounds, or else..." and I was raped by them two.


LOL

EDIT2: LULPISODE:
「赤西君のクラス分けのテストの結果は7段階中の、3Bというかなりお馬鹿なクラスになってしまいました。
この時本人は『テストの結果はレベル5だったけどレベル5のクラスは日本人が多いのであえてレベル3にしてもらった』と言い訳していました」
"Akanishi-kun's (language) class placement was class 3B out of 7, which is quite a dumb class. At that time (after placement), his excuse was, "The test results said I should be in level 5 but level 5 has too many Japanese people, so I told them to put me in level 3."

I generally hate all the JE jokes circulating around on the internet, but the source blog entitled these pictures JIN'S "NEW" REAL FACE? which you have to admit, is loltastic.

125 comments:

mb said...

aaaawwww!!!
i want the un-blurred pictures please!!!!! :D

you can just put black rectangles on their eyes, to get a more tabloidsih effect. XD

people might start accusing you guys again of being Photoshop gods or something. well, what's new of course?

isabel said...

wait... was that from a fanfic or something???

cho scandalous! said...

^
I wish that was from a fanfic. It was from some girl who was claiming that it was the truth.

Emma-Amelia said...

LMFAO! More like some fangirl who wishes she was raped by them XD

Anonymous said...

ROFLLMAO

OMG. That's funny huh ? Likes there will be someone who believes it. LOL

Jinjin is becoming fatter and fatter. Stop it Jin! >< .

Anonymous said...

So.... Jin came to America and now he can't keep his mouth closed? :(

Anonymous said...

i lol'd

really hard

Anonymous said...

Some desperate fangirl who didn´t get any responce to her fanmail? Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

WOW.... Just WOW.... yeah....

Emily said...

oh lawl, delusional fangirls.

Someone's been letting himself go recently!

Anonymous said...

Really? That fat guy in the first pic is really Jin? LOL
Ewwwww

guess1 said...

is that story a joke...
for people who think cheating is a horrible offense, i find it disturbing that you'll put LOL after a story like that. the LOL makes readers think the story isn't serious. makes people think she's just a deranged fangirl wanting some attention. if you believe this story is real, you shouldn't be laughing. if you believe this is fake, i don't think it should have been posted up. accusing of someone of raping is not funny.

Judy said...

the way she sounds i think she forgot to add some smileys at the end.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG this one is priceless.

Is that the "girl who gives amazing head" he was talking about back in the Beatrice days?

And WTF Jin stop eating fried foods.

Bobula said...

FATTY ARMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I fully expect the next set of pictures to include one of Jin facedown in a puddle of vomit. Don't disappoint me, now!

Jacqueline said...

WHAT A FATTY.

jesus christ, my arms are skinnier than that.

kate said...

I CANNOT HANDLE THE ATTRACTIVE THAT IS AKANISHI JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ewmagewd! Couldnot believe in my eyes! Look, that's the consequence of nonstop parties. Would he pls stop it for all us fan's sake? About that nonsense story, she did know that there would be people who wouldn't believe it, didnot she? Just many more than she thought

Anonymous said...

If she was really raped, she wouldn't be blogging it or posting it on her website or whatever she did, she would either report it or not talk about it. The reason it is posted is because it's not real. Rape victims don't just go "ladi-da I got raped by two famous people." So guess1 I am sure It is some sicko fantasy. don't read too much in to it.

and Ohhh Jin. what happened to the shaped and toned muscles you used to have? I think someone needs to stop binge drinking and eating mcdonalds. LMFAO.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS WHAT I COME HERE FOR!!!!

XDDDDD

Holy shit, but is that fatty on the first picture really Jin? It hardly even looks like him! Holy shit!! It's incredible what extra pounds can do to a person. XDDD

Anonymous said...

and i bet a picture of this "raped girl" would make it all the more believable, maybe she should watch more lifetime and afterschool specials to get her story straight

VERONICA said...

HAHAHAHAA HE'S FATTER THAN ME

Anonymous said...

suddenly i feel really thin

thx jin

Anonymous said...

guess1 you're a retard. shes obviously delusional to think anyone could believe that story. ::rolls eyes::
what did all the Japanese people on that thread say in response to it??

and holy shit! Jin is fucking fat! ROFL XD Jin's can't resist our greasy in&out burgurs! :o

shelby said...

LMFAO
dsfkdasjfjdsfklsjdflkskfas
This is so great. I cannot wait until Kame comes to L.A. and gets fat too. Then Yamapi will quite school and fly over with his gigant0r moobs and it will be a fatty ot3. <3

See Johnny, this is what happens when you take your idols out of their cages.

mori said...

omgosh veronica I seriously envy you where do you get all these amazing pictures? Jin just seems so freaking different from his appearence on stage. He's just a fatass normal kid now. Note here I called him a "kid". lmao. Even Kame's better than him.

Anonymous said...

There are hundreds of stories like that on every shitty Japanese BBS!
That someone actually bothers to translate it and put it on her english blog amazes me - like how retarded can you get?

zeldatsukishiro said...

WAHAHAHAH!
Yao, this one was great, I love it! Keep up the good work! XD

Victoria said...

Because Yamapi and Jin seriously go around raping people. That story is just disgusting. I feel pretty bad for Jin, I mean, he has to go out at some time or another and drink, right? Maybe? I'm like 4 years younger so I can't really say, hah. t's definitely unfair to him that people have to take pictures of him wherever he goes, but then, that's the price of being an idol, huh?

By the way, happy belated birthday Veronica!

Anonymous said...

What?? Everyone knows only Go Morita rapes people.

shiz said...

I cannot wait until Kame comes to L.A. and gets fat too.

OH GOD SHELBY NO. NOOOO. NOOOOALDSKJD I WILL GOUGE OUT MY EYEBALLS IF THAT HAPPENS, SRSLY.

I am loling all over the place over the rape story. A+++++ find, Yao. LOL @ the commenter who was defending her. WAT R U DOIN.

Srsly, Jin's arm is like two times the thickness of Kame's leg. THAT IS NOT RIGHT.

Anonymous said...

Srsly, Jin's arm is like two times the thickness of Kame's leg.
Yeah, but Kame disappears when he turns sideways so that doesn't count.

Two times the thickness of Yamapi's leg, now we're on to something.

jackie said...

more like 2x his waist, shiz. god.

o god but srsly. fattttyyy. johnny doesn't want that shitt

Anonymous said...

If you are to enjoy a gossip from a gossip blog, you need to stay at the level of making fun of everyone's misery and celebrity uglyness.

It's entertainment.
You are not supposed to give a damn.

But I did LOL at the pic.
Again released a bit of stress from my stupid term-paper writing.

Anonymous said...

I know... this blog is LIE and LIE in everythings KOKI he stay in Japan can't "goes to my college" anymore -*- you should stop to lie...OK

Linh said...

LOL that girl should go to a mental hospital because she imagines way too much xD

Anonymous said...

is that really possible within one month? -_- second one is cute enough i suppose but he better shape up before coming back.....

as for that girls story....yeah....i was also there...totally O_o Lolol sounded like a pretty bad fanfic to me

Anonymous said...

THAT IS TOTALLY JIN COSPLAY!! THAT IS NOT JIN!!! FUCKING AMERICANS!!! JIN WILL NEVER BE FAT!



... Wouldn't it be funny if someone said that, and seriously meant it? XDD That fat fuck.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous of 4/12/06 9:49 PM

Yeah, but Kame disappears when he turns sideways so that doesn't count.

AHAHAHAH, that's just too funny.
I'm sort of hoping that Jin does get fatter and fatter. When he returns to Japan, he can quit JE and become a professional SUMO!

Anonymous said...

those blog things arent truee..ive read them all the time.. its like a chain story.. they say like a really weird ass story and then they say to send it to everybody


aahhh Jin damn americans got you fat!

Eve said...

This is the best Jin in America documentation and I can't wait to take some pics myself.
A++++++

Anonymous said...

hahahaahahaha great job guys. keep em coming! that girl really is delusional. its girls like that who cause difficulties for other girls who were really in those situations and then people think theyre lying.

Anonymous said...

D: jin is OBESE!

i love this blog. keep it comin', guys.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL! First YamaP's a cheater and now a Rapist?

Hahaha, this is some good stuff! Keep it comin'

And now, I feel really skinny. Prz to gaining more weight Jin, thnx!

Evelyn said...

you must have a lot of a free time so you can use your little stupid brain to create such a boring fanfic HAHA!!

your home may got a problem but please don't call any attention this way .. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC

or if you think it's real it is even more pathetic hahaha!!

oh! by the way I HATE YOU!! LIAR!!

Anonymous said...

Reading comprehension much?

teh kira said...

Yea...

Everyone will love Jin. Even if he has to force you. Lmfao :DDD

Anonymous said...

Evelyn, try actually READING or LEARNING ENGLISH before you embarrass yourself again, ugh.

Anonymous said...

DEAR LORD. i think jin needs to stop drinking so much beer and go hit the gym.

and regarding that story. LMAO. if anyone takes it seriously... they have serious problems with reality hahaha. thanks yao for giving me a laugh hahahaha

Anonymous said...

This is an outrage. I should get you guys shut down for posting stupid crap like this and defaming artists who have worked all their life to get where they have gotten. Everything is clearly a lie, but still.

That girl has to get a hobby and stop going.. "OMG! Two famous guys raped me! I'm so proud of myself." - Desperate call of attention. Probably a 20 y/o chick, that lives with her 15 cats and has nothing to do with her life.

After reading all of this, I can see how stupid the world is. How would someone make up a story that involves 2 major singers raping her, and expect the world to believe here. All I can say is LOSER! Get a God damn life!

Anonymous said...

"And then after I was raped I was like omg I got raped! And Jin was like totally! And Yamapi was like yeah! And I was like I'm going to post it on a forum or something! Because that's you know what people do after they get raped, post it all over the internet! And they were like LoL kewl! And LoL yeah I got raped!"

At least TRY to make it believable.

And is that first pic really Jin? Dang. Screw dieting. I'm going to go have a cheeseburger - I feel skinny now.

Annie said...

"Fat Jin, you need to go on a diet!"
xD, hahaha, that just entered my mind right now. thanks for the scoop

Anonymous said...

ugh. the second photo he looks .. i guess rather the usual, but my god... what american food does to Jin.. hes been there for only a month!?! he'll need a super diet.

Anonymous said...

I love kattun but jin seems like a real loser now... >_>

Anonymous said...

"This is an outrage. I should get you guys shut down for posting stupid crap like this and defaming artists who have worked all their life to get where they have gotten. Everything is clearly a lie, but still."

oh, what's up, lj user angel_9_lives?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what's funnier: the rape fanfic or the retarded ESL comments on this post. I thought my best laugh of the day was the 5-member KAT-TUN ad (with a big blank space no less!) on the street this morning. Seriously though, some of y'all need to go to whatever school Jinny-pants is at and pass remedial reading before you start flipping out.

And you can't blame American food on Jin getting fat, when it is obviously American BEER that is working the magic. USA! USA!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see if Jin will surpass Domoto Tsuyoshi or Katori Shingo in fattyness. Not saying either of those fine fine mens are fat now, but awhile back, WHOOOOOOOO.

outraged anon: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_Law

el said...

A+ scoop!

I hope Jin never stops being amusing.

Eider said...

ahahaha , this is a fanfic istory like xD...I can see someone praying for attention from the start xD... So funny. I claimed yeasterday that I saw Uchi sleeping in a train station with a pink umbrela in his hands, and so what? xD....LOL.

Anonymous said...

Oh who the hell called Tsuyoshi fat? How the hell do you refer to someone as fat but not say that they are fat pray tell. I will accept your apology BTW

Anonymous said...

This is an outrage. I should get you guys shut down for posting stupid crap like this and defaming artists who have worked all their life to get where they have gotten.

Time to call the e-lawyers.

Liz said...

Srsly, you girls and fat/drunk!Jin never fail to make my day

DJ said...

Sure. And I'm the king of Mongolia. And to dear Bakanishi: Please get a life. I kind of feel sorry for him.

Anonymous said...

the problem with america and obesity

Anonymous said...

Time to call the e-lawyers.

GOD WHERE IS MATHEW R. NOLAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM ):

tae said...

Jin did what any other foreigner coming to America does...

GOT FAT.

kate said...

GOD WHERE IS MATHEW R. NOLAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM ):

PLAYIN IN HIS ROCK BAND, HE IS ONLY A LAWYER ON THE SIDE OKEKEKE.

Sasha said...

...

Disgusting. And really funny.

How surprising is it that he got fat? I mean, not really, but to get fat THAT quickly, now THAT is at least a little bit surprising. But then I remember that all he does is party and probably uses McDs to soak up the alcohol in his body, so it all works out.

I like how girls threaten to sue CS. As if you have the money to hire a lawyer and as if there's a pathetic enough lawyer to take on your case. Okay, sure. Considering that A) you have absolutely no claim to Jin and are not in any way connected to him (be it familialy, lawfully, romantically, etc.) and B) that he chooses to do these things of his own volition and CHOOSES to be in places where someone can easily take pictures of him, YEAH OK.

As for the rape story. OH GOD. It's just like the 8012 OTHER rape stories that pathetic girls make up about the other JE boys. And the girl who flipped out about CS posting the story. Chill. Rape victims don't LIKE talking about their experience. They don't even like thinking about it, but obviously you don't know anything about victims to make an educated statement.

sadotsu said...

Interesting.

Anonymous said...

yall are so sad. jin is still cute to me. doesn't change anything at all.

Anonymous said...

as for the stories.. total lie. and if it WAS (or is) true, that girl should be focckn content! hell thats a fantasy made-up story that i wouldn't mind experiencing. why fight it, when you can enjoy it? esp with 2 of the cutest japanese men around.... tell me you wouldn't want that? gawd. quit whining.. but its kinda funny that you'd go through all that trouble just to post up stuff like that. kudos to the hard work. can't hate a person if you never felt anything for them at all.

Anonymous said...

^

I'm not sure what part makes you stupider - that you think being raped would be fun as long as the guys are hot, or that you actually think that Jin and YamaP are the pinnacle of Japanese hotness.

Anonymous said...

^
^
yeah, and it's kind of funny that YOU went through all that trouble typing up a short paragraph on how that fantasy is fake, when really, it is so obvious and you know what? thanks for going through all that trouble in pointing out the obvious, really.


BYEBYE!

shelby said...

Have we neglected to notice the suspicious green mark on his hand

Anonymous said...

^

^

^

Fucking idiot. Go drown yourself.

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! HAHAHAHA

r. said...

srsly. johnny shouldnt b letting this happen.

i thought the first rule to live up to when entering JE was 'food is never the solution'?

when jin keeps eating his brains out he will need to get sucked and tucked. again. just like yamapi.

Anonymous said...

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

This is too funny.
Just like those American tabloid magazines. Their ONLY goals is to post freaking ugly celebrity pictures.
Keep up the good work!
Loving this website =D

Anonymous said...

unless the girl being raped being a fatty herself, there's no doubt she didnt survive.

i mean.. being smothered by a fat jin and yamap's man boobs AT THE SAME TIME doesnt enable u to retell the story.

love-Jin-fanclub-in-Thailand said...

hello!!

I'm fan club NEWS in Thai.

oh I love Jin.
I miss you.(Jin)
miss you very very much!!!
I like song Japan I like kat-tun very much.
จินเมื่อไหร่นายจะกลับญี่ปุ่นอ่ะ รู้มั้ยว่านายอยู่ที่นั่นอ่ะ มีคนนิสัยไม่ดี คอยใส่ร้ายนายตลอดเลยอ่ะ เราเห็นเองก็รู้สึกแย่ รวมทั้งแฟนคลับคนไทยอีกหลายๆคนที่เค้ายังรักและคอยการกลบมาของจินอยู่นะ พวกเราจะไม่เชื่อข่าวไม่ดีเกี่ยวกับตัวนายหรอก เพราะเราเชื่อมั่นในตัวนายเสมอนะ และพวกเรายังรักและคอยการกลับมาของจินนะ กลับมาเร็วๆนะจินคุง

kaof_ng_lovejin said...

I'm fan club KAT-TUN in Thailand.
Love Jin. Only one in my heart.

คิดถึงหมูจินมั่ก มาก ๆ
กลับมาเร็ว ๆ น้า จารอหมูเสมอ
cute cute cute cute
น่ารัก น่ารัก น่ารัก น่ารัก
รักพวกนายที่สุดเลย
รักจินคนเดี๋ยวแระจารักตลอดไป
จะไม่หวั่นไหวแม้คัยจาว่าเทออย่างไร
จะขอเชื่อและยืนข้างเทอตลอดไป
จินน่ารัก

รักจินจังเลย

รัก KAT-TUN ด้วย

ตอนนี้ก็ยังรักนะ....ต่อไปก็ยังคงรักอยู่
รู้ว่าทำอะไรไม่ได้นอกจาก...ได้รักเธอ
ถึงแม้ว่าเธอไม่เคยได้เหลียวมองมา
อยากจะพูดกับเธอ...อยากจะบอกรักเธอ
แต่ว่ามันคงได้แค่ฝัน...เท่านั้น
อยากจะคอยมองดู....แต่ว่ามันก็ไกลเหลือเกิน
อยากให้เธอมีความสุข อยากให้เธอยิ้ม
อย่าร้องไห้เลยนะ ถ้าเจ็บปวดก็ยิ้มไว้
ไม่อยากให้น้ำตาของเธอไหลออกมา
จะรอนะ..รอวันที่เธอกลับมา...แล้วยิ้มให้ฉัน
"Akanishi Jin"

โอ้ววเรานี่เริ่งจะเพ้อถึงจินมากไปแร้วววว

รักเธอจิน
Love Jin Forver
your Fans

Anonymous said...

I don't understand this moonspeak

rickt said...

unless the girl being raped being a fatty herself, there's no doubt she didnt survive.

i mean.. being smothered by a fat jin and yamap's man boobs AT THE SAME TIME doesnt enable u to retell the story.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/12/06 12:40 AM


LOL!!!!! that is so true!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol moonspeak

Anonymous said...

HUH? sure thats jin ??! a recent picture or wad..but it doesn't really looks like him though..

mimi said...

AHAHA faaattttyyyy!!

but i can relate because when we japs go to the states we all always get fatter. everyone who goes to american colleges from my school is fatter when they come back. everyone who visits the states during the summer comes back fatter. it's a jap thing guys.

BUT STILL AHAHAA HE'S SO NOT GETTING BACK INTO JE WHEN HE COMES BACK TO TOKYOOOO.

and what is WRONG with the girls on this site. fucking dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

Everyone's a friggin' idiot around here...how can a person gain that much weight in less than two months? Even if Jin has been stuffing his face all day since he came to America, it would take awhile for that to catch up with him.

*sigh* I guess everyone here wants to believe that this pic is true, so they don't even bother questioning it. Whatever.

Anonymous said...

notice the heart-shaped birthmark on the arm? so i guess there is a high chance that e picture is really jin.

Dani Alex said...

Jin, your arms are as fat as mine now LOL Keep up the good work and give me more self esteem points plz.

I love you guys and this site so much~ *changes her religion to Cho Scandalous*

Anonymous said...

that will be utterly awkward if that is really jin when he returns to japan. then he seriously need to go on some intensive diet and exercise .. :(

Anonymous said...

with all this extra fat, how did he find his weewee fast enough to rape her? or is a strap-on the new proclaimed solution?

Anonymous said...

germany already is the fattest country in the world for a couple of years.

but with jin on their side, no doubt tides will change and america will win back that title..

Miya said...

Wow this blog is highly entertaining!!

It's funny to see people with lots of free time on their hand spreading rumors as stupid as they are :D Thank you!!

VERONICA said...

Miya--

we live to serve! come back anytime!

Anonymous said...

once again.. YALL ARE SO SAD!

but if that really is JIN and suppose it is...

he's in LA so he can experience the American life. And he's going to be bringing that experience back to JAPAN.

that means.. obesity. fat people stuffing their faces till they can't touch and see their toes.

yeh. that FAT JIN sure is learning alot from AMERICA. EAT LOTS. PARTY. GET LAUGHED AT. so much good things to learn from America huh? great way to be Americans people! u should be ashamed.

love-kame-jin said...

To..Akanishi Jin
We are all thinking of you all the time.
..................
Haruka na yakusoku.

na-na-na sa-ku ka-na
ha-ru-ka na ya-ku-so-ku
ma-wa-ru na mo na-i ya-ku-so-ku....
...................

Love is like a wind...can not see but can feel.

Gambette!!!K-A-T-T-U-N...KAT-TUN^_^

GAMBETTE!!!!JIN ^o^
...................................
จินสู้ๆ สู้เค้านะจิน ไม่ว่าจะเกิดอะไรขึ้น ไอ้พวกที่มันว่างกันนัก ก็ปล่อยมันไปเถอะ ถึงแม้เวลาที่จินท้อแท้ จินก็อย่าลืมนะว่าจินยังมีพวกเราที่คอยให้กำลังใจอยู่เสมอนอกจากพ่อแม่อ่ะ... เรายังคิดถึงนายตลอดเวลานะ อย่าลืมทำตามที่สัญญากับพวกเราเอาไว้ล่ะ...ว่าจะกลับมาอ่ะ พวกเรารอจินเสมอนะจ๊ะ
รักจินมากมาย
...................
i Miz U

i LovE U

i NeED SomeBODy....

cho scandalous! said...

"yeh. that FAT JIN sure is learning alot from AMERICA. EAT LOTS. PARTY. GET LAUGHED AT. so much good things to learn from America huh? great way to be Americans people! u should be ashamed."

well, duh. america invented partying! you should be thankful. after all, in the immortal words of yr boy jin, "go club, get drunk, YOU STUPID SHIT."

cho scandalous! said...

(I have nothing better, I'll do whatever you do)
Says you just follow me
Tricked, sleazy (fuck you) ladies
You say PIMP
Would you like some sweet chicks (bitch)?
Everything's alright
Party all night
Be my guest
Go club, get drunk, you stupid shit
One day I find this real hot cutie
Says you just show me
Walk up to me
I thought you were like those bad homies
But you were not like them
You agreed to
Just be my girl
Take off your clothes
Come in my room...
I just wanna hear you say
It's just [japanese lyrics]
Like a slow down
Hold up
Don't stop
Kiss me
Amazing kiss for me
It's just [japanese lyrics here]
Believe in it for me
Like a
Up down, HA ('ha' as in sexy breathing pant)
In out, HA

cho scandalous! said...

(I have nothing better, I'll do whatever you do)
Says you just follow me
Tricked, sleazy (fuck you) ladies
You say PIMP
Would you like some sweet chicks (bitch)?
Everything's alright
Party all night
Be my guest
Go club, get drunk, you stupid shit
One day I find this real hot cutie
Says you just show me
Walk up to me
I thought you were like those bad homies
But you were not like them
You agreed to
Just be my girl
Take off your clothes
Come in my room...
I just wanna hear you say
It's just [japanese lyrics]
Like a slow down
Hold up
Don't stop
Kiss me
Amazing kiss for me
It's just [japanese lyrics here]
Believe in it for me
Like a
Up down, HA ('ha' as in sexy breathing pant)
In out, HA

cho scandalous! said...

(I have nothing better, I'll do whatever you do)
Says you just follow me
Tricked, sleazy (fuck you) ladies
You say PIMP
Would you like some sweet chicks (bitch)?
Everything's alright
Party all night
Be my guest
Go club, get drunk, you stupid shit
One day I find this real hot cutie
Says you just show me
Walk up to me
I thought you were like those bad homies
But you were not like them
You agreed to
Just be my girl
Take off your clothes
Come in my room...
I just wanna hear you say
It's just [japanese lyrics]
Like a slow down
Hold up
Don't stop
Kiss me
Amazing kiss for me
It's just [japanese lyrics here]
Believe in it for me
Like a
Up down, HA ('ha' as in sexy breathing pant)
In out, HA

Anonymous said...

Jin's arm looks big because he's pressing it aginst himself... ofcause it looks big! AND he's not flexing it..
it's not fat, it's MUSCLE!!
I think he looks normal..beside his facial expression.. he was way too skinny! Plus, he said he wanted to quit the skinny look (kyasha) so he's on his track.
You just stole it from tantei.. don't credit yourselves for stealing these photos...

As for the girl goes..
Make an appointment w/ doctor asap!
WTF, it's CRIME to accuse them of such a thing if it's just your fucking imagination.
If she IS raped, she'll go to court, beause she sounds like an attention seeker anyway..
Jin would never rape a girl, he doesn't even slap yarakashi (the fans who goes way beyond allowed limit).
He has moral.

kamenashi_jjop said...

To.cho scandalous!
うそつけ!!!

B A D

なんてこったい!
あ~むかつく!

マジかよ!
うそつき。
よくしゃべる。
ずうずうしい。
くちきたない。
バカ。


バカ じゃねぇよ!
よくしゃべる。
ざけんなコラー!

cho scandalous! said...

^
And here you have it folks, the vocab list for friday's test in Moderately Offensive Japanese 101.

kamenashi_jjop様へ

俳句を書いて頂いて有り難うございます。

kamenashi_jjop said...

cho scandalous!
バカ じゃねぇよ!
よくしゃべる。
ざけんなコラー!
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Anonymous said...

lookin at Jin now.. he musta been starved back home. cos he gained a lot since he came to America. that... or he's pregnant. one of the 2 should suffice. good thing he's packing the weight, just don't over pack urself JIN! Muscle, not fat, is healthy! stay healthy JIN!

Bobula said...

http://choscandalous.blogspot.com/2006/12/yao-and-these-are-even-more.html#5787877668570841724

sry but he was a fatty a few years ago. Of course now I can't find any pictures, but it was so. Fatty by Japanese standards, of course which doesn't really = fatty, just rounder-faced. no apology 4 u

Norika said...

LMAO some chicks are so sucked into their fantasy world...poor, poor fug...

Anonymous said...

LOL @ fake nihonjin

like we're gonna be all OMG YOU HAVE THE JAPANESE IME IT MUST BE FOR REALZ

Anonymous said...

It's really optimistic idea!!!!
You are selfish!!!
Do u know???
It's unfair! Those people did'nt hurts you why you do like this??
It's non-sence +++ ridiculous.
Why you have to destroy them like this???
It's not good for no one!
Specially, a conversation which said they were rapeing u--- u hurts your self because no one gonna believe you!
If you insist that it's was the truth , do you have a prove?
Of cause u could tell the police but you didn't because you are lie!

stupid American girl!!!!!!!!!!
You waste time to thinking and writting this stupid stories!!!!
Take your time to become a good girl ok?

yeah Asian crazy??? so what hah?
Who cares?
and no they are not !!!!
Just a few like American people---
Yanky, blond girl,......blah blah blah!
yeah!I can insist that!
Our tradition and culture are so long than stupid America for many 1000 years!!!!
Don't looking down to all Asian people again!!!!

Anonymous said...

ああ仁でぶになっちゃった。。。
バカバカしい

Anonymous said...

lol at all these random asian crazies shitting themselves all the time

Look, if you don't know enough English to even understand what's being written here don't try to tell people what to do in it

Anonymous said...

go suck a stick.


and write shit about it.

that should make all you authors happy right.

"damm stick. its so fat."

Tachibana Keita said...

To.....Akanishi Jin
HAHAHAHAA....Jin
The biggest failure in one's life is self-importance!!!.
The most pitiful temperament in one's life is self-abasement.
..................................

Anonymous said...

I am not FAt! -- Jin

Anonymous said...

he has my father's arms how disgusting i can't believe that some fans are still in denial about the guy in the first picture being Jin please... if you look closely he is wearing the same clothes just accept it and be happy for him after all he is doing what obviously he always wanted to, being a drunk fat man congratulations Jin your mom should be proud of you

Anonymous said...

hey is it so bad he doesn't look his best in his PRIVATE picture?
He's not posing for magazine!
He's got bit of humour and posing w/ funny expression,
I mean every guy does that.. make funny face and stuff...
He's just having fun, maybe eating what he's not allowed and all when he's working, too.
If he's having fun, so what?
He's OFF for good... I just hope it's not for long!!!

and for the fake Japanese speaker...
下手すぎるよ(滝汗)。。
何がしたいん。。
また日本人のファンがあほな事言ってるよとか笑われる為にしとるん。。
わけ解らん。マジむかつく。

Anonymous said...

so koki was the pimp?
i'm so disappointed... he's got no dick?

Anonymous said...

hey,don't forget that Jin is on hiatus. So,what's the matter if he has fan or puts some weights on. He looks healthier and fine in those pics. That's all.
and one more thing that I'd like to say is,,,you,crap,never ever post his private pics and spread over on this web!
He isn't a public person at a moment.He shouldn't be bothered by such a thing like this. It shouldn't be happened.
何がしたいの?訳わかんない。ここ結構いいサイトだと思うんだけど、公に出版とかされてないプライベート写真載せるのまずいよ。

Anonymous said...

LOL AT THE COMMENT ABOVE!

Anonymous said...

To the anonymous said
"LOL at the comment above!"

so what? LOL
if you wanna say something,then just speak out.

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK
I PISSED MY NAPPY

thanks for the pics!!! hahaha <333333

Anonymous said...

↑oh,poor girl,,,LOL
but don't,nappy girl!pleaseX3 LOL

Anonymous said...

You got a "Paranoid Psychosis", and you should go see a doctor.

I hope you will get well soon.

^_^

By Dr.Yuu

Anonymous said...

whata fuck!!!!! pipol who says that's jin, you sucha stupid! of course thats not jin! duuuh!!! too far from the real jin, baka!

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