Sunday, December 31, 2006

{VERONICA} I'm baaaaack....


"Meanwhile, Ayase [Haruka] is currently featured in the NTV drama “Tatta Hitotsu No Koi.” She originally debuted as a pin-up idol, but gained 7 kilos within a year after her debut. She loves sweets a little too much, say her colleagues. Due to her weight gain, she was put on a TV program in which she had to try a new diet. “Her agency claimed that if she gave up the diet, she would retire from showbiz,” said an entertainment reporter. “And she failed. Akiko Wada, who was on the show, scolded her for the failure.” On one of her DVDs, it shows her eating chips all the time."

This is the single greatest paragraph I have ever written about a Girl of the Moment. Hating her just feels so sweet! (See what I did there? Sweets? Fat ass? No? Okay.) My favorite part is when the Eternal Goddess of Keeping it Real, Akiko Wada, pretty much told her she was a lard-ass to her face. I'm glad someone is doing my job over there! The rest of the article is a pretty cursory overview of the top faces on television today, but they pretty much call Sawajiri Erika a lazy bitch and devote a whole paragraph to Nagasawa Masami's apparently huge knockers (mine are better) so I figured some of the straight men who read this site might want something to read for once rather than the JE-related drivel we usually post. If you're not a straight man and you care about these girls, you're probably the same people who are fans of Hamasaki Ayumi, and that pretty much rests my case right there.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

While I love it that Akiko Wada continues her " Do what I want Say what I want" attitude, you got to wonder what kind of standards these celebrites have and how unrealistic they could be. We need Dove to do a commerical campaign over in Japan!!!

Anonymous said...

Kat-Tun
Real Face


GIRIGIRI de itsumo ikite itai kara
saa omoikkiri buchiyaburou
RIARU wo te ni ireru n' da

ASUFARUTO wo keritobashite
taikutsu na yoru ni DOROPPUKIKKU shita tsumori
subette karaburi...
tekitou na NORI de bakkurete
ariene- utsunarabeta tte
sekai kaerare ya shinai...

yume wo kataru furi shite'reba
(J.O.K.E.R K.O geki ni naru)
nanka otona ni nareru ki ga shite
(Ai-Yo keihou narasekazase te wo )
shitauchi wo shita
(teichou ni yobe yo ore no Show my name)

GIRIGIRI de itsumo ikite itai kara
Ah koko wo ima tobidashite ikou ze
kono namida nageki mirai e no SUTEPPU
saa omoikkiri buchiyaburou
(To go Through fire and water)
RIARU wo te ni ireru n' da
(The low of the jungle, So we never lost)

atarashii SHATSU nugisutete
zubunure ni natta Kayoubi wo
waraitakya waraeba ii
ameagari nureta teibou de
hajimete kimi ni tsuita uso wa
ima mo kawaicha inai

warui kedo kashikoku wa nai sa
(Sneaker, Speaker, Diva, koko no Key Right?)
kitto atama yori kokoro de
(Big Star, East Side, West Side, ore no Big Time)
kangaeru TAIPU
(teiou te wo agero sawage HARABAKKU)

GIZAGIZA de kiba wo mukidashinagara
Ah ore ryuu Start Dash de iku n' da
kono chikai dekai sekai no saki e
saa mugen koete yukou
(Time lost can't be recalled)
RIARU wo mitsuke ni yukou
(Faith come move mountain)
(J-O-K-E-R Yeah
Wake up, wake up, make up@samero sainou
Play back, make bounce@teiban kowashi@Shine on)

GIRIGIRI de itsumo ikite itai kara
Ah koko wo ima tobidashite ikou ze
kono namida nageki mirai e no SUTEPPU
saa omoikkiri buchiyaburou
(Failure teaches success, So I wanna believe)
RIARU wo te ni ireru n' da
(The die is cast, So we have to go)

Anonymous said...

whoever the fuck you are, stop spamming the comments with that satanic language kthnxbye

I heard that blubberbutt has a tendency to really get into the roles she plays, and through whateverthetitleofthatkamedramais, she actually fell for the katuntard foreal. jeeeesh she should just choke her ateries out with transfats and die already.

sbobet said...

thanks ysboou for arsbochive

 

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