Sunday, November 19, 2006

{Veronica} We're not a JE blog. JE just sucks at life more.

Readers have requested we start keeping track of Hello!Project news so we can report it here. It's not as much of a chore as I would have thought it would be (you get used to their shrill, hamster-like voices after awhile), so expect more from that camp in the future. Maybe. If I'm not in Internetz Jail by 7PM tonight.

There is one universal truth about Japan-- if even they think you're too thin, you're probably already dead. This may just be true for Yoshizawa Hitomi, eldest member and current leader of the latest Morning Musume generation. Yoshizawa had embraced her sporty, boyish (read: totally butch) persona for years, but with her becoming leader last year, it seems the "stress" and "pressure" of her job have led to a dramatic loss in weight, alarming the press and her fans.

A better comparison of her shrinking frame can be found below:

Normal Yossie


Weirdly Stickish Yossie



You be the judge.

30 comments:

eyeforeye said...

Not only did her look change, but also her voice...

Is that really the same person??

Anonymous said...

That's a sad commentary on the culture of the entertainment world.

Anonymous said...

How many members are in Momusu now?

Anonymous said...

only 6 now I think

mori said...

omfg hitomi is the only mm girl i like since i have a similar personality. lmao.
ok bak to wat i was tryin to say. her in top one is way too obese and wtf is that her zombie in teh second video?

Annie said...

by the way excuse my N.Y.C. way of typing. xO

AppleSpice said...

There's 8 members in mm now. But I heard that they're holding an audition for the 8th generation members(?) Not sure. Anyhoo, I used to really like her when I first found out about mm but now, she looks so old after she lost so much weight.

Anonymous said...

Damn that bastard tsunku for making her the leader >=( It's like making someone eat shit + kattun + sucking tsunku's microscopic balls. But pretty soon, she's gonna get The Boot, because we all know he's a frickin pedo and the average age for MM will be 7.

VERONICA said...

mori-

in the first video, hitomi is not even close to being obese. she looks like she just got off her first-ever national pride parade tour, but she is not fat.

el said...

mori, you clearly have no idea what obese is.


but yeah, they're holding the 8th auditions now. there's no telling how many girls tsunku's going to pick, if any.

Anonymous said...

I'm not digging the tanned-bobble-head-alien-going-to-a-thug-party-look.

eyeforeye said...

In the butch photo she looks really healthy,young, and pretty.

Too bad.

xiao long said...

A shame.

Anonymous said...

her breasts have shrunk to nothing - kowai!

Liz said...

How come there aren't any angry messages with poor spelling and grammar here?

mori said...

i know what obese is. it was just an exaggeration.
if hitomi can get an average weight between those two she'd be perfect.

mori said...

by the way i just realized comments in the post below this one just keeps growing infinately.
but nice going veronica.
cheers-

F said...

She was a decent size when she first joined, then she plumped up, then she took it too far and as now a tooth pick. She needs to gain more to get to "normal."

mori said...

VERONICA WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED NEW CRACKING SCANDALS.

VERONICA said...

mori-

the chinese people haxxored my computer so i can barely use my router.


not really, but that's what i'm choosing to blame this on.

mori said...

veronica-
are you serious.
looks like their psycho technology pwnd your pc somehow ))D:
dont click random things on net

eyeforeye said...

Dear Veronica,

Its a good idea to take off the Statcounter since it is known to have bugs that can easily be hacked into your site.

Just giving you the heads up, if I notice anything else I'll try to help to the best of my abilties.

Later...

Aku said...

Lol.

Speaking of dramatic weight loss, can we talk about Koda Kumi's new PV?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngKdvPeZf0

WHERE ARE YOUR TITTIES NOW.

Anonymous said...

:( I miss lesbian!yoshi. she was hot then. now she looks like a typical brainless bimbo.

VERONICA said...

my internet wasn't really broken. thanks though.

Anonymous said...

dear "eyeforeye", go to dictionary.com and look up the word "sarcasim"

eyeforeye said...

dear anonymous above me,

I looked up the word 'sarcasim', it must be a magical word you made, because their is no description for it in dictionary.com, but i did find a word called 'sarcasm' and I'm sure it's more magical then that other word you discovered in fag land.

Thanks for trying to help!!!

mori said...

OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO KODA'S BOOBIES?
FAINTS-

Alana said...

Ah, she's been sickly thin for a while now xD Somebody throw a hamburger at her AND Kame plz!

lol I like You Guys' tabliod site though, xD absolutely hilarious, kind of like a meaner version of Ikimasshoi. ♥

Anonymous said...

she looks scary in the second video...
what happened to her?
nicole richie-wannabe????

 

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